Tuesday, October 05, 2004

pre-presidential punditry

wow, ya'll. is it my imagination or is the pre-debate punditry turned up to 11 on the Vice Presidential face-off. CNN is showing a crowd about one beer away from rioting.

i don't remember the bush-ferraro debate being quite so exciting. after bush's performance there's just no telling what could happen tonite. cheney might just say, "fuck it," ripping his shirt open to reveal a shiny black parasite vaguely reminiscent of a crawdaddy. from its tail will spew acidic ribbons of fluid containing the eggs of what will become known as The First Infestation.

don't forget to hit the polls!

CNN

MSNBC

Wall Street Journal

LA Times

Akron Beacon-Journal

Minneapolis-St. Paul Star-Tribune

Orlando Sentinel

Philadelphia Inquirer

South Florida Sun-Sentinel

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