Thursday, February 26, 2004

Classic Cow Paranoia

"... I think I'm going Crazy
Cows are everywhere
They're hiding in the basement
And underneath the stair"

Sunday, February 22, 2004

How can we be sure that is Brook?

Tuesday, February 17, 2004

Dog/Missing Brook haiku,,, a new art form? Must ask not tony

Shane and Lucky made
neighborhood terror patrol
still no sign of Brook

Monday, February 16, 2004

Another thought on Brooks abscence Hailku

Brook is still silent
maybe to hide the fact
she campaigns for Bush

Sunday, February 15, 2004

The Racin' Brook haiku

Perhaps Brook has gone
To Daytona Florida
the birth place of speed

Thursday, February 12, 2004

Where is Brook Haiku

Brook has gone and left
No one runs this site it seems
puked in her shoes?

Wednesday, February 11, 2004

Correction

Opps, it appears I was wrong yesterday. Actually the released record shows that Bush served 14 days from 5/72 thru 4/73, with a span of 5 months in which he did not report for service. Also, he was to serve 15 days plus one weekend per month, not 37 days. My bad, sorry George. But I am still confused as to how 14 = 39. Is that some of that no child left behind fuzzy math I keep hearing about??

Also, Josh, a Newfoundland took best of show at the Westmeinster. Presumably, Rush Limbaugh will be releasing a statement this afternoon that Josh won as the liberal media needed a black dog to succeed.....

Tuesday, February 10, 2004

Bush has now released his service record that shows he drilled with the National Guard a total of 9 days from 5/72 thru 5/73. He owed 37 days for this time period apparently. This was released to prove that he was not awol. I'm confused.

Friday, February 06, 2004

Hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm

Perhaps Brook has become a long haul trucker like Jeff Campbell????

Thursday, February 05, 2004

An observation

Ya know, back when Clinton was President, you never heard of entertainers exposing themselves during the Super Bowl Half-time show..... is this the a sign of the moral decay and degeneracy we are experiencing from Bush??? (and don't try to blame Clinton, he was not even in office when the Half-time show started!)

Nope have not heard from Brook.... perhaps she will read these posts and contact one of us.

Wednesday, February 04, 2004

New (and true) Dog Haiku...

Got a new pit bull.
She's white and lovely. So sweet.
Her farts are deadly.

So...

Heard any good jokes late? Dog haiku?? Anything???