Monday, January 31, 2005

McDonalds Wants You To F*ck Its Sandwiches

This stuff never gets old. Nothing is better than when a giant company makes an attempt to be cool with their marketing, only to do something that is completely moronic causing the very audience it is chasing to mock them. One of my favorite examples of this is a Wal-Mart commercial I saw some weeks back that contained a fake family made up of some wildly talented African American actors who were working hard to show us that not only do black people shop at Wal-Mart, but it is very cool to do so. In an attempt to gain some street cred, the Bentonville company has one of the actors use the line "Wal-Mart has everything I need. No diggity." I am not making this up.


Blogger tony not Tony said...

they got mcdonalds in walmart... but, what's so strange about an "i'm loving it" happy meal. they are packaged with sex toys and there is so much grease on the fries you dont have to buy lubricant.

i know some one who has at least a dozen bratz dolls up his ass right now. just happen to be registered republican, hope i aint outing new meaning to log cabin, aw-ite!

Monday, January 31, 2005 9:19:00 PM  
Blogger Nicky said...

Wow. Just one Bratz Doll up my ass makes me horribly uncomfortable...

Tuesday, February 01, 2005 12:52:00 AM  
Blogger Brook said...

(how do you follow sodomizing happy meals?)

welcome, glock!

Tuesday, February 01, 2005 11:49:00 AM  

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