Thursday, June 30, 2005

a new low in graphic design history: why i hate my last profession

i watched the address live on cspan online and was "bugged" by the game show-like delivery bush gave and how, with the backdrop he vaguely reminded me of bob eubanks of the newlywed show. he'd talk and i couldn't take my mind off the backdrop. it seemed cartoonish or contrived somehow -- like a gameshow.

well, here's why.

what a lame thing to do -- like this is all a big joke.


Blogger tony not Tony said...

well, it's like the newlywed game when bob asks, "where is the strangest place you ever made whoopie?" and the wife answers "up the butt, bob"

welcome to jeopardy,

no i mean "real jeopardy"

no i mean "eminent peril jeopardy"

up the butt america! up the butt iraq!

how do you like your democracy?
why, up the butt, bob... thanks for asking...

Thursday, June 30, 2005 10:11:00 PM  
Anonymous bill said...

interesting that those flags only have 9 stripes instead of the usual 13. One wonders what VFW thinks about the incorrect display of the American flag.

Can we get a Constitutional Amendment passed to protect the flag from folks like this that would dishonor it so?

Friday, July 01, 2005 7:06:00 AM  
Blogger elizabeth said...

Well, in the new american,with an anal rapist as "custodian of women's health issues" we should all now know that "up the butt" doesn't even count as answer to the "strangest place" question anymore. Goes right along with the reduced number of stripes if you ask me me, just a general dwindling of everything that was once, how was it that hobbit put it, "good and green in the world." A sort of expectation of living your life going on your merry way, unbuttfucked.

Friday, July 01, 2005 9:37:00 AM  
Blogger Brook said...

i wish i had something near as witty to say about our sodomizing boy prez, but i am too sick about sandra day o'connor retiring. what a fucking day, ya'll.

Friday, July 01, 2005 9:44:00 AM  
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Friday, July 01, 2005 11:33:00 AM  
Blogger elizabeth said...

Again, more dwindling of the expectation of waking up to a day when nausea was NOT the norm...Whoops, I didn't mean to say that! I meant to say...something else!

Seriously, bummer on Sandra. We've got her autobiography which is called "Lazy B Ranch: Memoirs of Growing Up on a Cattle Ranch in the American Southwest." I love if you turn it around, you get the "B Lazy Ranch." Which I'd DEFINITELY be renaming it to; I couldn't resist.

P.S. It's also funny that in my previous comment, I meant to say "in the new america" but I said "in the new americaN." Har.

Friday, July 01, 2005 12:31:00 PM  

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