Wednesday, July 13, 2005

I Think This Says It All

Think about it.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

A new motto for the Hellbound.

Wednesday, July 13, 2005 4:04:00 PM  
Blogger elizabeth said...

Hey Anonymous, you're already there.

Thursday, July 14, 2005 8:24:00 AM  
Blogger Brook said...

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Thursday, July 14, 2005 10:56:00 AM  
Blogger Brook said...

if jesus came back he'd be pissed about the war.
then he'd lead his people to oppose it, knocking on every door.
then he'd be arrested as an enemy combatant.
and jailed without representation.
flown on a plane to a foreign, torturing nation.
once there, the loyal soldiers would cover him with poo
and make him simulate sex acts with other enemies of our great you.
and he would say, "blessed are the peacemakers and forgive the others for they know not what they do."
and i would say, "how could they not? they covered you in poo?"
and he's say, "maybe this time around i'll take another tact."
and that's when, with lightning bolts he rises from the prison
and flies like Powdered Toast Man over our country's capitol to deliever this one fact:
george w bush, from my lips to your ears -- you sir, are amongst the UNFORGIVEN.
and then the christ's greatest surprise will be revealed
in a flash of golden light the pious sedans will suddenly go unmanned
and the rest of us will party in our newly freshened land
free of sanctimony, hypocrisy and fear: the rapture cleansed us of the unevolved
and left us all the beer.

Thursday, July 14, 2005 11:01:00 AM  
Blogger Nicky said...

That left me coated with milk and honey.

Thursday, July 14, 2005 1:22:00 PM  
Blogger tony not Tony said...

i still like the tee shirt that says:
'jesus is coming

are you gonna spit
or swallow?'

Sunday, July 17, 2005 11:28:00 PM  

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