Sunday, September 18, 2005

FEMA holds up recovery of THE DEAD -- insists bodies are PRAYED OVER

In the most macabre mishap, the chief body collector nearly pulled out of New Orleans over a dispute with FEMA. Kenyon Worldwide Disaster Services dispatched a small team and a mobile morgue to New Orleans as Katrina hit. With the death toll rising, Kenyon offered more staff and morgues if FEMA could broker a deal with Louisiana.

But FEMA and the company argued for two weeks until Kenyon finally gave the Feds an ultimatum: Work out a deal or find a new mortician.

The issue raised by the Feds that Kenyon found distasteful: an instruction that chaplains bless recovered bodies. A company source said the Feds are insisting on this, and the first chaplains are supposed to go out this week. Asked if that was mixing church and state, a FEMA spokeswoman responded: "A prayer is not necessarily religious. Everybody prays."


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't fucking pray. Fuck this shit.

Saturday, September 24, 2005 9:19:00 AM  
Blogger Brook said...

well the governement is going to make sure that when you die someone prays over you. i guess that's like counting coup after they've PREYED on us for so long.

Saturday, September 24, 2005 12:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. A reverent petition made to God, a god, or another object of worship.
2. The act of making a reverent petition to God, a god, or another object of worship.
3. An act of communion with God, a god, or another object of worship, such as in devotion, confession, or praise
4. A specially worded form used to address God, a god, or another object of worship.
5. A religious observance in which praying predominates: morning prayers.

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Fuck this bitch behind the teeth.

Saturday, September 24, 2005 6:49:00 PM  
Blogger Brook said...

i have no problem with prayer. i would just rather my government make it unnecessary or stay out of it.


Saturday, September 24, 2005 8:40:00 PM  

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