Tuesday, March 14, 2006

i'm not making this up -- BILL TO OUTLAW DILDOS IN TENNESSEE!

introduced by Representative Eric H. Swafford (R-TN) House District 025


BE IT ENACTED BY THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY OF THE STATE OF TENNESSEE:
SECTION 1. Tennessee Code Annotated, Title 39, Chapter 17, Part 9, is amended by
adding the following new section:
ยง39-17-921.

(a) A person commits the offense of distributing unlawful sexual devices when the person knowingly sells, advertises, publishes or exhibits to another person any three-dimensional device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs, or offers to do so, or possesses such devices with the intent to do so.

(b) A person commits the offense of wholesale distributing unlawful sexual devices when the person distributes for the purpose of resale any three-dimensional device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs, or offers to do so, or possesses such devices with the intent to do so.

(the bill outlines punishment for possessing such "3D devices" -- up to $50,000 and 10 years in jail! who knew latex novelties could be so subversive! maybe we could all let him what we think of this. maybe he just hasn't met a dildo he likes yet. maybe we could rectify this. on a side note... i was listening to On Point regarding the new TN abortion legislation and one of the lawmakers ACTUALLY said that restricted abortion laws are all about REDUCING SEX. it was the end of the interview so there was no follow-up. it was like seeing the Wiz in the booth. they could give a shit about BABY KILLING -- it's the sex they are worried about -- brook)

here's how to reach him!

PO Box 192
Pikeville, 37367
Phone: (423) 447-3303
Fax: (615) 253-0208

14 Comments:

Blogger bill said...

So if I read this correctly, 2 diminsional dildos would still be ok?

Tuesday, March 14, 2006 5:07:00 PM  
Blogger bill said...

When dildos are outlawed only outlaws will have dildos...

Tuesday, March 14, 2006 6:32:00 PM  
Blogger Roland said...

3-D sex objects?
does that mean pocket pussy falls under these guidelines as well?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Tuesday, March 14, 2006 8:36:00 PM  
Blogger bill said...

When the pocket pussy, dildos or inflatable sheep are outlawed,.,,

THE TERRORISTS WIN!!!

Wednesday, March 15, 2006 9:49:00 AM  
Blogger Miss Kitty said...

Back in the 80's there was a general uproar over the discovery that oral sex was illegal in Tennessee......oh wait, maybe that was anal sex.....?
Are those things still illegal? or can you do that now, just not with a dildo?

Wednesday, March 15, 2006 1:12:00 PM  
Blogger spookygrrrl said...

Whew, glad I don't live in Tennessee anymore! I'm sure Virginia will follow suit though. Probably Pat Robertson will try to start lobbying for a bill to outlaw dildos because the terrorists might use them as a weapon of mass destruction.

Wednesday, March 15, 2006 4:03:00 PM  
Blogger spookygrrrl said...

Guess I better hurry and get my Ron Jeremy life size dildo!

Wednesday, March 15, 2006 4:05:00 PM  
Blogger spookygrrrl said...

Anal sex is illegal in most states. But that doesn't stop everyone from doing it! And I don't think oral sex will ever be illegal, cause if so, I'm shit outta luck! Breakin the law, breakin the law :)

Wednesday, March 15, 2006 4:07:00 PM  
Blogger Mark said...

I read the post title wrong.
For a moment I thought BILL EDWARDS was about to make dildos illegal.

Wednesday, March 15, 2006 8:40:00 PM  
Blogger bill said...

No Mark, I just make them irrelevant.

Wednesday, March 15, 2006 10:00:00 PM  
Blogger elizabeth said...

But there's another great band name for ya: "The Outlaw Dildos." If that hasn't just got greatness written all over it, then I don't know what.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 9:40:00 AM  
Blogger tony not Tony said...

what about battery-powered potato peelers? vacuum cleaners and cell phones set to vibrate?

wouldn;t an erect human or animal-otherwise for that matter penis count as a "three-dimensional device designed... for the stimulation of human genital organs,"?

too bad fighting terror is so insignificant now that the simple pleasures have come under fire...

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 10:59:00 PM  
Blogger spookygrrrl said...

Well there's always those back massagers. They make great vibrators and if they are small enough, they make great dildos ;)~~

Wednesday, March 22, 2006 5:48:00 PM  
Blogger spookygrrrl said...

The guy who wants them outlawed probably has a wife who is married to her dildo!

Wednesday, March 22, 2006 5:52:00 PM  

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