Monday, April 03, 2006

having trouble with a caption for this...


Blogger Shameless Dave said...

He and Laura always wondered if the myth was true, and besides, that old frat boy/Greek thing must stay with you a long time it seems.b

Monday, April 03, 2006 7:07:00 PM  
Blogger Brook said...

monkey boy seems lost in thought -- and not just lost.

there's also a whiff of diminuism. is that a word? diminuism?

Monday, April 03, 2006 8:23:00 PM  
Blogger bill said...

"and this is just like what I use to give Laura that smile Mr President"

Tuesday, April 04, 2006 7:59:00 AM  
Blogger spookygrrrl said...

My what a big stick you have...are you as happy to see me as I am?

Tuesday, April 04, 2006 3:18:00 PM  
Blogger Brook said...

"I bet you'd like to beat me with that."

"Why yes, Mr. President, I would."

Tuesday, April 04, 2006 3:25:00 PM  
Blogger elizabeth said...

"What you got to say to that, white fool?"

George: "Pout? Surgical implant? I can kill millions of people and never go to jail? Just you try that, darkums!"

I like the grin on the guy over Geo.'s shoulder. Says it all, doesn't it?

Tuesday, April 04, 2006 4:48:00 PM  
Blogger Brook said...

:) ha! surgical implant... !

Tuesday, April 04, 2006 5:09:00 PM  
Blogger bill said...

"Mmmmm yeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh stroke it white boy"

Tuesday, April 04, 2006 5:44:00 PM  
Blogger Shameless Dave said...

Oh yeah, that's it, oh yeah you got it goin' On GW! Oh, oh god! oh god, yes! that's it! Oh yeah that's it! Now, drop and take it,take it Bitch! Take it ALL!!! I loves the smell of burnt sausage!!!

Tuesday, April 04, 2006 10:11:00 PM  
Blogger spookygrrrl said...

Gee, I hope I don't choke on that like I did on the pretzel.

Don't worry GW, just don't use your teeth and you'll be just fine!

Wednesday, April 05, 2006 8:00:00 AM  
Blogger spookygrrrl said...

Wow, this is just the thing Brian Doyle and I could use while trolling for underage girls on the web. Will you meet us later after we set up the date with cutie14luvsolderguys.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006 8:08:00 AM  
Blogger Brook said...

funny you should mention that. i saw that story last night... posted about it elsewhere... and this morning i've got a half dozen emails about it. time to update...


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Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation.

Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion doctor.

Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17.

Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls.

Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl.

Republican racist pedophile and United States Senator Strom Thurmond had sex with a 15-year old black girl which produced a child.

Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a female juvenile.

Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl.

Republican activist Lawrence E. King, Jr. organized child sex parties at the White House during the 1980s.

Republican lobbyist Craig J. Spence organized child sex parties at the White House during the 1980s.

Republican Congressman Donald "Buz" Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail.

Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos.

Republican activist Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children.

Republican activist Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child.

Republican Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a female minor working as a congressional page.

Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter.

Republican governor Arnold Schwarzenegger allegedly had sex with a 16 year old girl when he was 28.

Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar.

Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped.

Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. "Republican Marty"), was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl and one count of delivering the drug LSD.

Republican legislative aide Howard L. Brooks was charged with molesting a 12-year old boy and possession of child pornography.

Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media.

Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded a return to traditional values, was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him.

Republican talk show host Jon Matthews pleaded guilty to exposing his genitals to an 11 year old girl.

Republican anti-gay activist Earl "Butch" Kimmerling was sentenced to 40 years in prison for molesting an 8-year old girl after he attempted to stop a gay couple from adopting her.

Republican Party leader Paul Ingram pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison.

Republican election board official Kevin Coan was sentenced to two years probation for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year old girl.

Republican politician Andrew Buhr was charged with two counts of first degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy.

Republican politician Keith Westmoreland was arrested on seven felony counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16 (i.e. exposing himself to children).

Republican anti-abortion activist John Allen Burt was charged with sexual misconduct involving a 15-year old girl.

Republican County Councilman Keola Childs pleaded guilty to molesting a male child.

Republican activist John Butler was charged with criminal sexual assault on a teenage girl.

Republican candidate Richard Gardner admitted to molesting his two daughters.

Republican Councilman and former Marine Jack W. Gardner was convicted of molesting a 13-year old girl.

Republican County Commissioner Merrill Robert Barter pleaded guilty to unlawful sexual contact and assault on a teenage boy.

Republican City Councilman Fred C. Smeltzer, Jr. pleaded no contest to raping a 15 year-old girl and served 6-months in prison.

Republican activist Parker J. Bena pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography on his home computer and was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison and fined $18,000.

Republican parole board officer and former Colorado state representative, Larry Jack Schwarz, was fired after child pornography was found in his possession.

Republican strategist and Citadel Military College graduate Robin Vanderwall was convicted in Virginia on five counts of soliciting sex from boys and girls over the internet.

Republican city councilman Mark Harris, who is described as a "good military man" and "church goer," was convicted of repeatedly having sex with an 11-year-old girl and sentenced to 12 years in prison.

Republican businessman Jon Grunseth withdrew his candidacy for Minnesota governor after allegations surfaced that he went swimming in the nude with four underage girls, including his daughter.

Republican director of the "Young Republican Federation" Nicholas Elizondo molested his 6-year old daughter and was sentenced to six years in prison.

Republican benefactor of conservative Christian groups, Richard A. Dasen Sr., was charged with rape for allegedly paying a 15-year old girl for sex. Dasen, 62, who is married with grown children and several grandchildren, has allegedly told police that over the past decade he paid more than $1 million to have sex with a large number of young women.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006 9:17:00 AM  
Blogger elizabeth said...

Re: surgical implant: now all we need is a surgeon with a good sense of humor to put it in the wrong way so that everytime he gets a hard-on he fucks himself in the ass.

Friday, April 07, 2006 11:20:00 AM  

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