Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Don't Touch That Guitar Player - You Don't Know Where He's Been!

If the guitar is indeed a phallac symbol, then do lead guitarists masterbate for a living?

16 Comments:

Blogger Brook said...

only if they are getting paid. otherwise they masturbate for a hobby.

Thursday, June 15, 2006 1:46:00 PM  
Blogger Shameless Dave said...

Well, certainly they should put one thing down, or the other. Round wound strings play hell with sensitive skin.

Thursday, June 15, 2006 4:41:00 PM  
Blogger Brook said...

some like it like that...

Thursday, June 15, 2006 4:52:00 PM  
Blogger Shameless Dave said...

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Thursday, June 15, 2006 5:48:00 PM  
Blogger Shameless Dave said...

I'll bet you say that to all the boys....

Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:49:00 PM  
Blogger Brook said...

aww... you had it right the first time ;)

Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:51:00 PM  
Blogger Shameless Dave said...

Yeah, and I'm still sore...I knew you liked it rough. It's always the shy, quiet ones....

Thursday, June 15, 2006 8:48:00 PM  
Blogger Shameless Dave said...

By the way - looove the Brazilian wax.

Thursday, June 15, 2006 8:50:00 PM  
Blogger tony not Tony said...

shouldnt guitar playing be illegal in tennessee since a guitar is a "three-dimensional object that can be used for genital stimulation beyond the parameters of medical necessity"?

oops, there goes nashvile...

Monday, June 19, 2006 10:22:00 PM  
Blogger Shameless Dave said...

Well tnt, I've felt that way about Nashville style of guitar playing for years. However as a bass player myself, I'm more or less immune. And besides, it's more a matter of tone that's used for genital stimulation than anything else, as it should be. And of course it helps that our axes are bigger, longer, and work on a much deeper level. As bassists, we certainly control the bottom....I like to think of us doctors,the tonal sex therapists of rock and soul. We care.......

Tuesday, June 20, 2006 10:01:00 AM  
Blogger Shameless Dave said...

And we're ribbed for her pleasure.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006 3:28:00 PM  
Blogger spookygrrrl said...

I never realized a guitar could be so sexy.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006 5:43:00 PM  
Blogger Shameless Dave said...

Ya wanna come and see my Rickenbacher 4080? It's a two headed monster for when you really wants ta get all freaky!(insert the voice of Barry White here)

Tuesday, June 20, 2006 9:38:00 PM  
Blogger spookygrrrl said...

Two headed huh?! ;)

Saturday, June 24, 2006 6:43:00 PM  
Blogger Shameless Dave said...

Saddle up, Corso - it's a bass that 2 can ride....

Saturday, June 24, 2006 7:53:00 PM  
Blogger spookygrrrl said...

Giddyup! Yee hawww!

Monday, June 26, 2006 5:56:00 PM  

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