Friday, July 14, 2006

Pro-lifer signals end-times for irony.

(did you hear the one about the pro-life conservative who stumbled upon The Onion and thought it was real?? click the link above for the priceless deleted comments section. -- b)

Thursday, July 06, 2006
Murder without conscience

Can you face the truth? This is what you all are laughing at. This is what you are responsible for. Go ahead, laugh at abortion if you can. The abortion "choice" means, death to a human being at a rate of over 3,000 every single day. That's like having a 9/11 attack every day. 50 million human beings have been killed by a woman's right to choose.

Here are some quotes from a pro-abortion person,

Miss Caroline Weber, who wrote an article at The Onion online magazine.

When referring to the killing of her child she said:

"I am totally psyched for this abortion!"

"Those pro-life activists made
it pretty clear that, unlike me, they actually think abortion is bad and to be
avoided. Are they nuts? Abortion is the best!"

"It wasn't until now that
I was lucky enough to be pregnant with a child I had no means to support."

"I just know it's going to be the best non-anesthetized invasive uterine
surgery ever!"

Who does Miss Weber blame her abortion on? The pro-life movement.

"The funny thing is, I actually have the pro-life movement to thank for this opportunity."
It's our fault? She says:

"If my HMO wouldn't have bowed to their pressure not to cover oral
contraceptives, I never would've gotten pregnant in the first place."

Sorry ma'am, if you hadn't had sex you wouldn't have gotten pregnant, it's not the HMO's fault for not supporting your promiscuity while not married.

To sum it up, Miss Weber said:

"I realize there are people who will criticize me, calling me selfish and
immature because I took "the easy way out." I realize there are those who will
condemn me to hell for what I'm about to do. Well, I don't care what they say:
It's worth it for all the fun and laughs I'm going to have at the clinic. So
listen up, world: I'm pro-abortion... and I love it! See you at my post-abortion
party, everybody!"

Miss Weber, you have killed your child, which you admit is a baby/human being, intentionally. That does make you an admitted murderer. I'm not going to "condemn you to hell", I'm going to pray for your forgiveness and for the suffering which you will endure when you realize what you have done. Every baby you see from that moment on is going to wake you up to the realization that you killed your child.


don't forget to click link for the comments section!


Blogger elizabeth said...


Friday, July 14, 2006 7:53:00 PM  
Blogger Brook said...

i know -- it just wasn't as effective without his overthetop illustration. sorry for the gore.

Saturday, July 15, 2006 1:15:00 AM  
Blogger bill said...

i would ditch the photo, it wasn't in the original post on the guys site when I looked (from a link on heyjennyslater). The point of the onion article is to satirically point out that the "pro abortion" crowd that the anti choice crowd is always talking about simply does not exist. I thought it ironic that this guy is responding as though the onion article was from an actual person.

Sunday, July 16, 2006 9:30:00 AM  
Blogger bill said...

but damned if it aint there now...


Sunday, July 16, 2006 9:35:00 AM  
Blogger monkeyfist777 said...

It seems that this is another web-myth going around as something genuine. Some clown copied it from the Onion and sent it to a pro-lifer just to get a reply and then repost it with rebuttals to paste on a website for amusement. It happens all the time.

Myth Busted!

Tuesday, July 18, 2006 12:40:00 AM  
Blogger monkeyfist777 said...

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Tuesday, July 18, 2006 12:43:00 AM  

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