Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Jew Bop a Lula, He My Hebrew

this only popped into my head b/c there's a band here called Jew Wop. Talking about Jew Wop became Jew Bop... and the next thing that comes to mind, naturally, is.. Jew Bop a Lula, Heeb my Baby...

there might be a deep thought here, but i doubt it.


Blogger monkeyfist777 said...

Maybe you have an earwig of Hansons: mmm... bop!

click here:

Hahahahaha... I feel kinda evil.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006 11:58:00 PM  
Blogger monkeyfist777 said...

I'll be damned, and they already have a "best of" album too???

Thursday, August 03, 2006 12:03:00 AM  
Blogger bill said...

Not sure the purpose of this post, are you channeling Mel Gibson? I ask because I don't approve of antisemitism.

Thursday, August 03, 2006 6:54:00 AM  
Blogger Brook said...

...and we're off!

bill -- show me the antisemitism.

Thursday, August 03, 2006 8:29:00 AM  
Blogger Brook said...

that the band, btw, is two guys (mainly) the way the stinkies were two guys at first.

guy number 1 goes to synagogue.
guy number 2, confession.

Jew Wop.

Thursday, August 03, 2006 8:33:00 AM  
Blogger bill said...

Yeah, I don't see it in "Jew Bop", but it seems pretty apparent that "Heeb" isn't a term of endearment. So that is where I would see it at. Now I know you Brook and know you haven't got a racist bone in your body, I was just trying to figure out if this was a jest about channeling Mel Gibson. If it is, I don't get it. If it isn't, then what is it?

Thursday, August 03, 2006 10:50:00 AM  
Blogger Brook said...

i subscribe to Heeb Magazine: the new jew review.

only because Sarah Silverman does porn reviews.

is that rascist of me?

Thursday, August 03, 2006 12:30:00 PM  
Blogger bill said...

I don't know. I was of the impression that "heeb" was a derogatory term.

Now what is a nice girl like you doing reading porn reviews??

Thursday, August 03, 2006 1:36:00 PM  
Blogger Brook said...

uh... sarah silverman! need i say more?

and and -- since when is animal worried about offending people... :) ...i'm just askin'

here's my thing with the heeb/jew thing: behold the difference in acceptability. makes you wonder. there's a lot of ?? something ?? can't be guilt, like whitey-blacky guilt. it's not like americans killed jews in ww2 -- well, the bushes were only financiers. their hands are totally clean. and yet, we act like using the word jew is analogous to using the dreaded n-word.

i don't know the answer. i'm just wondering out loud and was totally amused when my roomie spoonered the first part... jew bop a lula... and i was able to finish it with "heeb my baby." it was a peak spoonered experience.

so, enough with the jews.
how about you Homos?

my roomie had to stop dating a guy b/c he answered the phone, "hey niggaaaaz!"

that reminded me of how kurt and mark and all the boyz use the word Homo as a term of endearment. "hey homos!"

is that offensive? is it proprietary? if they aren't gay, should they stop saying it? or should they stop saying it b/c they are 40-year old men? or should they continue to use it and start sucking dick.

i just don't know.

Thursday, August 03, 2006 2:48:00 PM  
Blogger Brook said...

so, i was discussing this further with the roomie and we wondered... is Sammie Davis Jr. a Heeb-bro?

Thursday, August 03, 2006 5:56:00 PM  
Blogger elizabeth said...

I dunno, but he sure was a black Jewish dance artist (could be shoe-horned as a homo in a pinch?) with one eye, and that sounds like a hell of a lot of affirmative action to me! He was a college department's professorial application dream team in one fell swoop! (Gawd, I should get some kinda prize for unPCism for that one, shouldn't I, before we close up shop?)


Thursday, August 03, 2006 6:19:00 PM  
Blogger elizabeth said...

Sammie, the first Chair of the Department of Heeb-bro-ism.

The funny thing is, you start to say it enough times, it sounds perfectly real.


Thursday, August 03, 2006 6:23:00 PM  
Blogger Shameless Dave said...

Well what do you now - fashionable nonconformity!

Thursday, August 03, 2006 10:07:00 PM  
Blogger spookygrrrl said...

I think they should continue to use it and start sucking dick!

As for Mel Gibson, he goes in the same catagory as Tom Cruise...sucky ass idiots!

Friday, August 04, 2006 3:59:00 PM  
Blogger tony not Tony said...

"tom cruise mel gibson"

sounds like gay guitar porn

Friday, August 04, 2006 5:30:00 PM  
Blogger elizabeth said...

Sort of like "Gene Loves Jezebel?" Cruise is a verb, right? Tee hee!



Saturday, August 05, 2006 12:13:00 PM  
Blogger Shameless Dave said...

"This whole conversation IS racism and intolerance trying to masquerade as playful banter under the guise of being non-PC.
I am as non-PC as people get...but this shit is blatant intolerance.
Just my opinion..Peace-Out" - Pita
This little slice o' life was from a friend who read this particular post and was, well, I think you can see what she was.
I can admit to offensive statements here that were made by me. However bothering someone by calling them a 'gasbag' is not a racist statement - other than being white dopes on Punk, they are not a minority group.

But I'm not here to waste my time on that. I'm here to waste it on other things. And hiding racism under the guise of being un PC (I thought take term past its experation date years ago). PC is that which needs dusting on my desk. Elizabeth believes that she should have a prize for demonstrating the depth of ignorance, insensitivity, and psuedointellectualism? I think she should get Something, but I won't call it a reward. Perhaps some of you should start goose stepping now, after all, The funny thing is, you start to say (or do) it enough times, it sounds perfectly real.
And THEN it becomes, what? Natural? JC Uber Alles ya'll.

Sunday, August 06, 2006 1:45:00 PM  
Blogger Brook said...

it's daggum interesting isn't it?

back in the eighties when the strawman of "political correctness" was delivered to our national conversation by conservatives trying to short-circuit identity politics (remember ACT UP? Queer Pride?), PC was the red herring used by the Dinesh D'Sousa's and the rest of the Heritage Foundation-funded college newsapaper brigade to steer the conversation away from human rights in Central America and single-payer healthcare.

hey, lets talk about how liberals don't have a sense of proportion when it comes to "identity politics." not all american blacks are "african american." especially not in my homestate of Florida. maybe, using the term african american is coolio if the person you're addressing is literally AFRICAN-american. BUT the conservative argument was that the social group doesn't get to make that call -- i.e. -- it's up to Dinesh, and now Ann Coulter, to decicde what labels are used for people.

during this time i was taking a lot poly sci and Joe Corso often put the question to his classes, "are ethnic jokes allowed, anymore?" sometimes he would intimate that without one culture poking fun at another, there may not be humor at all.

"Last night I went to another dumb party
Lotta rich kids sittin' around bein' arty
I felt outta place, like Laurel without Hardy
So I picked up my stuff and I left that party

They were tellin' those Ethiopian jokes, Ethiopian jokes
Rich kids sittin' around smokin' that dope
Tellin' Ethiopian jokes"

an Ethiopian Joke is different from a spoonerism playing off the uni-syllabic ooo oo ooo sound of Joo. Jew. Ju.

I'm sorry, but the humor is in the word itself -- no one is saying that Jews is bad people. expect for the people the Israelis are bombing the holy fucking shit out of. they seem to have their panties in a wad about that. go figure.

so -- the question still stands.

what, exactly -- is rascist about using the word "jew"?

and remember...

Jesus Saves.
Moses Invests.

Sunday, August 06, 2006 2:13:00 PM  
Blogger elizabeth said...

So what, Shameless Dave, you callin' me a Nazi? You're seriously equating a lame joke with being willing to KILL PEOPLE for religious beliefs, or more properly ethnicity? Your problem is, you can't think worth a crap AND you think you're entitled to jump down people's throats nonetheless. Yeah, that fits right in with your peaceful little PITA-friend's mind-set. Go wallow in your self-righteousness and pat yourself on the back some more for being so morally superior and purged of the slightest prejudical tendency of any kind, conscious or unconscious. What road do you think that is BUT THE SAME ONE that leads all fanatics to justify their actions, smart guy? But no oh, not you. That's why YOU go ATTACK PEOPLE WHO SEE THINGS DIFFERENTLY FROM YOU, RIGHT? But no, I'm sure if you ever detected such a tendency in yourself, you'd just go throw yourself under a truck, wouldn't you? If you ever caught yourself laughing at something "improper," or even your lip just curling up faintly...Whereas I, myself, have not the slightest twinge admiting that even now I am braying like a jenny at the thought of you throwing yourself under a truck. The THOUGHT is different from the actuality. Just thought I better point that out, before I progress from mere generic Nazi to Dr. Mengele himself. On second thought, you are welcome to call me Dr. Mengele. In fact, I insist. And lick my shiny, shiny boots of leather whenever you do.

Sunday, August 06, 2006 4:54:00 PM  
Blogger Brook said...

omg! isn't this fun!

reminds me of how Donnie Poole feverishly pretended to have a political consciousness by drunkenly ranting on about how righteous the Israelis were during the Intifada.

remember the Intifada? seems like yesterday...

Sunday, August 06, 2006 5:23:00 PM  
Blogger spookygrrrl said...

As far as I'm concerned, Pita can kiss my big fat white wop lesbian ass!

Sunday, August 06, 2006 5:49:00 PM  
Blogger Brook said...


Sunday, August 06, 2006 6:24:00 PM  
Blogger bill said...

No one said "jew" was racist.

but "Heeb" is, as is "Wop."

Before we can proceed to correct the shortcomings of others, we must first correct our own. Intellectualizing it, or finding rationalizations or excuses doesn't cut it when Bush and Co explain the Katrina response, or cuts to education, and healthcare, and fucking around with Social Security, or claiming a great economy based on a stock market that hasn't returned to the level it was at when they assumed office. You want to loose an election? Keep up the slurs and excuses.

Sunday, August 06, 2006 7:51:00 PM  
Blogger elizabeth said...

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Sunday, August 06, 2006 8:02:00 PM  
Blogger spookygrrrl said...

I called myself a that racist?!

I love a good girlfight! ;)

Monday, August 07, 2006 6:27:00 PM  
Blogger spookygrrrl said...

Elizabeth, can I lick your shiny leather boots? ;)

Monday, August 07, 2006 6:45:00 PM  
Blogger elizabeth said...

Honey, I'll put whip cream on 'em for ya! Calling yourself a wop is like me calling myself un-PC. It commits a far more serious crime than being racist, no matter how satirical or goddamn fucking funny it is: It's past its "expiration date", so it's just not hipster-trendy-poseur enough for people who claim the right to tell everybody else how to behave while pretending that doesn't make them a species of demagogue. So I'm afraid you're stuck over here in the lame, dated camp with me, but I've always found it to be so much more fun-- unless you're one of those who just LIKES going around with a big stick up your ass all the time.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006 11:19:00 AM  
Blogger Brook said...

un-pc bonus points round...

who can tell me definition and derivation of WOP?

ready... GO!

Tuesday, August 08, 2006 11:51:00 AM  
Blogger spookygrrrl said...

(U.S. & UK Commonwealth) an Italian (sometimes any Southern European), especially an immigrant; probably originated in the U.S., but later spread to other countries. Probably derives from the Neapolitan slang term guappo! (pretty/handsome one), often used by the first immigrants from Italy to address or call to each other. Popular etymology gives the origin as "WithOut Passport", although some believe the acronym derived from "WithOut Papers" or "Without Official Papers", suggesting illegal immigration. This folk etymology sometimes combines the term with "guinea" to form "Giny Wop," with Giny being an acronym for Going Into New York, hence "Going Into New York Without Official Papers".

Tuesday, August 08, 2006 4:57:00 PM  
Blogger spookygrrrl said...

I really hate walking around with a big stick up my ass. Very uncomfortable.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006 5:08:00 PM  
Blogger bill said...

When you get done with jewish and italian slurs I imagine you will start on the blacks, gays, and irish.

Let me know when you get done so I will know when to come back.

Until then, cya

Tuesday, August 08, 2006 6:04:00 PM  
Blogger monkeyfist777 said...

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Tuesday, August 08, 2006 9:25:00 PM  
Blogger monkeyfist777 said...

Check out mr. Sensitive, thought police guy. So conflicted. He boldly decries some words used in jest that put down a culture, but when said culture is facing random death and destruction from the sky he condemns them for defending their soverign right to exist under the guise of anti-war. Actions speak louder than words mr. pacifist. These wars are going to get very local before you know it and you had better be ready to shit or get off the pot. Muslem extremists don't care who you voted for, you dick.

Hey ladies.(insert beavis and butthead laughs) so like, do you come here often? Hanson sucks. he he he

Wednesday, August 09, 2006 2:59:00 PM  
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Wednesday, August 09, 2006 4:35:00 PM  
Blogger elizabeth said...

Jesus, Bill, I never really saw you as a gather-his-cloak-around-him, big-dramatic-sweeping-exit kinda guy. Or as a big-stick-up his ass kinda guy, either. Dave's really giving that beat all the coverage it needs these days, dude. The point, if there is one to this thread at all, is that you don't need to go off in a huff to assert your cred as a non-racist, peaceful, benevolent embracer of all colors and creeds- that letting someone push your buttons with trivial shit is probably a sign you don't have the handle on your "issues" in that department that you think you do. There's a lot more I could say about Dave and the "ignorance" and "insensitivity" of using a perfectly legitmate German word to invoke a long-dead political ideology just as stereotypically as scaring children with a big BLACK boogey man to make them behave. How long does Dave think it's ok to make an entire nation of people carry the can for what a few- that's right, A FEW of them- did, two generations ago, and how can he allow himself to perpetuate such callous prejudical bigotry while holding himself up as a paragon of enlightenment and "sensitivity" we ought to all bow down to? Well, he can do it because he's a dumb ass, but how can you start to fall into traps like this? D'oh! I said JESUS!! Was that a jewish slur? Or did I just take the lord's name in vain? Lord christ, what have I done now...? Oops, I did it again!

And "peace fuckin' out", y'all!

Dr. M

Thursday, August 10, 2006 10:50:00 AM  
Blogger Brook said...

recently asked who my favorite writer was -- you know -- one of those trying to grok the stranger kind of question.

i gave it a little dave eggers, a little spaulding gray... a little sarah vowell...

i wasn't satisfied. i'd missed something. wasn't expressing myself.

it's lisa. holy shit.

Thursday, August 10, 2006 11:06:00 AM  
Blogger elizabeth said...

REALLY holy shit!!! If they find that out, they're coming for both of us!!

: ))

Thursday, August 10, 2006 11:13:00 AM  
Blogger Brook said...

crank call crank call

Thursday, August 10, 2006 11:34:00 AM  
Blogger spookygrrrl said...

let's talk about the gay irish blacks now


Thursday, August 10, 2006 5:54:00 PM  
Blogger tony not Tony said...

January 12, 1985: an afro-american, a fag and a limey walk into the library at etsu...and the jew behind the desk yells:

"the piccolo player is a motherfucker!"

Thursday, August 10, 2006 10:19:00 PM  
Blogger John said...

Shit, I must be in the wrong hangout. Oh, great. Making fun of the Irish are we. Well, you can make fun of everyone else, but leave us god-damn, jesus-christ, mother fucking 10% Irish Americans out of it. Haven't we suffered enough.

Oy Vey

Thursday, August 10, 2006 10:47:00 PM  
Blogger Brook said...

so like, which one played the piccolo?

wait, the ETSU library? is that code for "meet me in the bathroom?"

Friday, August 11, 2006 9:06:00 AM  
Blogger elizabeth said...

I definitely think so. "Piccolo player" is old-speak for "pole smoker," if memory serves.

Those afros you like are coming back in style...

Friday, August 11, 2006 11:27:00 AM  
Blogger elizabeth said...

Shit, I forget to make fun of dwarves. Dancing dwarves, yeah, that's it. I'm definitely not bringing my A-game today. Maybe there was something not kosher in my jewshi. Could that have been Shamey Dave behind the deli counter?

One wonders...

Friday, August 11, 2006 1:39:00 PM  
Blogger spookygrrrl said...

Now you're giving motherfuckers a bad rap! LOL

Dancing dwarves get on my nerves...especially if they are transsexual, chinese & mute.


Friday, August 11, 2006 4:28:00 PM  
Blogger tony not Tony said...

"ben kingsley". we should just be able to make him the punchline of all racial jokes: in the movies he's played gandhi, an iraqi muslim, a jewish doctor, jewish accountant, a fag, a motherfucker, Moses, the US VP, a frenchman, a greek, an egyptian, a limey crook...the list goes on and on...

like so:
an israeli, a palestinian and a syrian walk into a bar, the bartender turns around and says "ben kingsley!"

Saturday, August 12, 2006 12:28:00 AM  
Blogger Brook said...

thankyou tnt for my first gut laugh of the day.

i'm easy like that. ben kingsley... i'm going to be giggling all day about that.

Saturday, August 12, 2006 2:23:00 PM  
Blogger monkeyfist777 said...

Props to TNT for persistance in the multi-ethnic joke arena. I thought the first attempt was funny too. Although, from the stories I heard, i'm glad I never set foot in the ETSU library. Late 80's were weird times for sure. Bleegh.

Friday, August 18, 2006 1:04:00 AM  
Blogger monkeyfist777 said...

Wait a minute. The Palistinian and the Syrian would not walk into the bar unless it was to blow up the Israeli... and the bartender of course. Where was the bar?

There has to be way to make this funnier.

We need to work on this one dude. You are "the enlightened" one.

Friday, August 18, 2006 1:11:00 AM  

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