Sunday, February 02, 2003

Spam and Bill: I have it on excellent authority that in fact, Lynyrd Skynyrd will not be inducted into the conflagration/engulfing to end the Milky Way. A vast, some say infinite, Yankee-type conspiracy is in play and refuses to recognize Southern Rock. We can start a letter writing campaign:

His Holiness
14th Dalai Lama
Tibet House, 1 Culworth Street
London NW8 7AF
You can also find out more about how the Chinese are ramping up their genocide "under the radar" while our war on terrorism is gobbling up all the attention.

Also: A local church has started a WGWJC campaign. What Gun Would Jesus Conceal is a not-for-profit-post-nine-eleven-faith-based-self-defense-initiative, partially funded with tax dollars from President Bush's New Program to make the world safer for American Presidents.


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