Local News Update
Well I guess by now most of my regular readers have heard about the Travis/Sarah breakup and are wondering what if any my role in this latest Bachelor tragedy I had. Folks, let me assure you that what with the Jessica/Nick thing still being fresh in the collective social conscience of America ole’ Bill is laying low. I can assure you that I have not seen Sarah since her return from Paris.
You are probably asking yourself “why bring it up Bill? Why put yourself thru all that turmoil?” Well I think it is best to be proactive in these matters. Sure my handlers are saying “Don’t take a position” and “Just say no comment” but that’s not the way Bill operates. Besides, the John Hancock Champions on Ice are coming to town in May and I want Tanith, Michelle, and Sasha to know Bill is still on the market!
posted by Zen Bubba @ 3/09/2006 12:05:00 PM
4 Comments:
See what you can do about Iman and David Bowie. I'd like to get her out of the way.
Sorry, only one way to split them up and Bill don't swing that way....
Ouch, let's not go there Jenny, Jennifer is still upset, no matter what the tabloids say. I keep saying it's not her fault, heck it's mine if anyone's. But for the record we are just friends.
Someone has been watching the Colbert Report.
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