Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Lately in the News

Last week the comic strip Mallard Fillmore suggested that Bush appoint Rush Limbaugh to be the cabinet secretary to remind Bush of what a real conservative looks like...

Apparently according to the writer of the comic, a "real conservative" is a
fat ass white guy on dope with a boner traveling abroad for sex with someone other than his wife.

I take exception to that description as most of the conservatives I know are very good people who don't fall into more than one or two of those catagories.

7 Comments:

Blogger monkeyfist777 said...

People of all stripes get weird when they have am insane amout of money and have to live in seclusion. Mr Limbaugh has become the Michael Jackson of the conservative base.

Your friend Mallard Filmore might be off base to assume Rush would even consider taking a government job when he makes around 40 million a year in radio.

Rush is divorced.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006 9:31:00 AM  
Blogger monkeyfist777 said...

Rush isn't even a "real" conservative anymore... Just a hack Republican cheerleader.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006 9:37:00 AM  
Blogger Brook said...

google "sex tourism dominican republic"

Wednesday, June 28, 2006 10:12:00 AM  
Blogger bill said...

Last time I checked, which was yesterday, I saw that Rush was still married to his thrid wife, albeit with divorce pending.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006 11:19:00 AM  
Blogger Brook said...

Four words:
Bill Hicks. Scat muncher.

he called this nearly 20 years ago. too bad he's dead now.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006 11:34:00 AM  
Blogger Roland said...

I knew somebody besides me had a copy of "Rant in E-Minor"

heh heh

CCQTIGI!

Tuesday, July 04, 2006 7:58:00 PM  
Blogger Brook said...

it's poetry. it's therapy. it's bill hicks.

patton oswalt's latest is really good too. the bush/armageddon bit.

Tuesday, July 04, 2006 8:52:00 PM  

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