Tuesday, February 25, 2003


PST #3

THE TOP 10 REASONS WHY THIRSTY'S BURNED DOWN

10. KKK had mistaken it for the gay bar.
9. The band playing, "Toyz", was just too damn hot.
8. Smokin' in the boyz room.
7. A true act of God.
6. Spandex meets Winston lOO's.
5. Harley Hog farts; spontaneous human combustion (Tie).
4. Redneck on acid: "Fuck you buddy, you're the devil!"
3. Expresso machine overheated.
2. Failure of band to read the warning on hairspray can.
1. My little secret!

-- Kelvis

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