Classic Cow Paranoia

"... I think I'm going Crazy
Cows are everywhere
They're hiding in the basement
And underneath the stair"

How can we be sure that is Brook?

Dog/Missing Brook haiku,,, a new art form? Must ask not tony

Shane and Lucky made
neighborhood terror patrol
still no sign of Brook

Another thought on Brooks abscence Hailku

Brook is still silent
maybe to hide the fact
she campaigns for Bush

The Racin' Brook haiku

Perhaps Brook has gone
To Daytona Florida
the birth place of speed

Where is Brook Haiku

Brook has gone and left
No one runs this site it seems
puked in her shoes?

Correction

Opps, it appears I was wrong yesterday. Actually the released record shows that Bush served 14 days from 5/72 thru 4/73, with a span of 5 months in which he did not report for service. Also, he was to serve 15 days plus one weekend per month, not 37 days. My bad, sorry George. But I am still confused as to how 14 = 39. Is that some of that no child left behind fuzzy math I keep hearing about??

Also, Josh, a Newfoundland took best of show at the Westmeinster. Presumably, Rush Limbaugh will be releasing a statement this afternoon that Josh won as the liberal media needed a black dog to succeed.....

Bush has now released his service record that shows he drilled with the National Guard a total of 9 days from 5/72 thru 5/73. He owed 37 days for this time period apparently. This was released to prove that he was not awol. I'm confused.

Hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm

Perhaps Brook has become a long haul trucker like Jeff Campbell????

An observation

Ya know, back when Clinton was President, you never heard of entertainers exposing themselves during the Super Bowl Half-time show..... is this the a sign of the moral decay and degeneracy we are experiencing from Bush??? (and don't try to blame Clinton, he was not even in office when the Half-time show started!)

Nope have not heard from Brook.... perhaps she will read these posts and contact one of us.

New (and true) Dog Haiku...

Got a new pit bull.
She's white and lovely. So sweet.
Her farts are deadly.

So...

Heard any good jokes late? Dog haiku?? Anything???