Sunday, October 31, 2004

I also see Bush signs......

I see these Kerry signs everywhere!

Monday, October 18, 2004

Guard and Reserve News

So it would appear that 18 soldiers from South Carolina have refused to go on a mission in Iraq. Too bad for them that their daddies aren't Congressmen from Texas, but I guess the same rules don't apply to the fortunate sons.

Blatently stolen from the John Cleese website:

How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There’s nothing wrong with that light bulb. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision and nothing has happened to change our minds. People who criticize this light bulb now, just because it doesn’t work anymore, supported us when we first screwed it in, and when these flip-floppers insist on saying that it is burned out, they are merely giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness.

Friday, October 08, 2004

Huh?

From MSNBC's coverage of tonights debate (I went there to see if I really heard that right):

"Bush acknowledged that he “wasn’t happy when we found there weren’t weapons” of mass destruction in Iraq."

So help me out here,,,, if the double negatives of "wasn't" and "weren't" cancel each other out, was Bush saying he would have been happy if Iraq had actually possessed WMD's?? What the hell kind of thing is that to wish for? Huh? Help me out here folks, is he saying it would have been nice for Iraq to have nukes, because then he would'nt look like a raving loopey-loo with delusions of granduer?

By the way, I plan to copyright "raving loopey-loo with delusions of granduer"... I like that almost as much as "brie eating surrender monkeys!"