So what's the big deal about the Nightmares and Brian playing Suffer City? Hell, I've played the damned song in every band I've been in - it's not a hard tune to learn and any 13 year old with his (or her) first guitar in about 6 weeks. Brian, you're a helluva guy - got nothing but love for you G. But even this smartass "Bill" guy can play it if someone tunes his guitar for him. But that's not why I'm here. I'm here to announce the REAL story about Franky (Gag me with a Spangler) Spangler. It's coming soon - beats ANY Marcel Yoda story out there. Just ask for it and I'll tell it - exclusively - right here on Johnson City Booger, oops, Blogger. Sorry, the sun was in my eyes there for a moment.