The Bush Balanced Budget News!

"White House Projects Highest Deficit Ever
By ALAN FRAM

WASHINGTON (AP) - This year's federal deficit will soar to a record $445 billion, the White House projected Friday in a report provoking immediate election-season tussling over how well President Bush has handled the economy.

The administration's annual summertime budget update forecast shortfalls falling to $331 billion next year, then fading to $229 billion by 2009. For each year, the red ink was smaller than the White House envisioned six months ago.

The analysis was released the same day the Commerce Department said economic growth slowed this spring to an annual rate of 3 percent, well below the 3.8 percent spurt that many economists expected. The slowdown was caused by a spending cutback by consumers in the face of high gasoline costs, the department said.

Administration officials hailed the budget figures as a solid improvement over the deficits analysts forecast early this year,...."

UN-FUCKING-BELEIVEABLE!!! HOW IN THE BLUE WHOOPING FUCK DO YOU PUT A POSITIVE SPIN ON THAT???

The Bush Unemployment Plan Announced!

WASHINGTON (Reuters) — A campaign worker for President Bush said on Thursday American workers unhappy with low-quality jobs should find new ones — or pop a Prozac to make themselves feel better.

"Why don't they get new jobs if they're unhappy — or go on Prozac?" said Susan Sheybani, an assistant to Bush campaign spokesman Terry Holt.

The comment was apparently directed to a colleague who was transferring a phone call from a reporter asking about job quality, and who overheard the remark.

question for Brook

So it was called "The Night of the Sextants," but what did that mean? That should be a good JC story.

9/11 Report

The 9/11 Commission that Bush opposed has released it's report, and with it specific recommendations for how future terrorist attacks could be prevented by making the Washington intelligence bureaucracy more efficient. President Bush and the Republican controlled House and Senate have responded to this call to protect our nation by going on vacation.

In the news,,

It seems that Haliburton opened its Iran endevor shortly before Cheney left as CEO to run the Bush campaign,,,
Here's to impeachments for something other than a blow job!

Schwarzenegger is of the opinion that democrat legislators and union members are "girlie men." Does that include the union members that kicked his daddies ass back in WWII?? Say, come to think of it, wasnt Ron Reagan a union president at one time? I guess while he was lifting weights to prove his manhood, guys like Kerry and McCain were getting shot at so that useless fucks like him could run down the American way of life. Hey Arnie! If you don't like it here why dont you move your ass back to the Rhineland and make all the german girlie men wear pink triangles while you ship them off to Auschwitz?

Kenny Boy

Ya know, it occurs to me that if Kerry's largest contributor had been indicted, the headlines would have mentioned Kerry's name, Yet in no story I have read thus far about the arrest of Kenneth Lay had George Bush's name been mentioned. So I will.

Kenneth Lay has been indicted by a Federal Grand Jury for essentially a form of theft (bilking folks that purchased his stock out of thier savings when he knew the stock was overvalued due to his own malfeasence.)

Alot of the money Lay is a accused of making in this manner went to the Bush/Cheney coffers for the 2000 election as Lay was the biggest single contributer.

Neither Bush nor the Republican party have offered to return this money to the people it was stolen from.

Dick Cheney refuses to release the names of those who served on his energy task force; among those believed to serve is this now accused felon.

Ya know what they say,,, "birds of a feather...."