Does anybody out there believe that Don Lapre really made fifty grand a week by placing tiny classified ads in newspapers all over the country? Just curious, 'cause you know, if he did, then maybe we should all try that. A year or so at 50 thou a week, and you could retire on a mountaintop or tropical island somewhere and do nothing but sip mixed drinks with little umbrellas in 'em for the rest of your life. Man, that sounds great, don't it?

So, please, somebody, lemme know if Lapre's onto something with this classified ad deal. I'm tired of working for the man.