Well done, Mr. Willis, whoever you are!

Don't know that it'll PROVE anything, but for those of you having an identity crisis over me, here's my best shot. Bill: I was in a philosophy class with you. I can't remember what class it was, maybe Modern with Wiley Kim Rogers, but anyway about halfway through the semester you stopping showing up, so I guess you either withdrew or took the F. James Arwood: I knew you mostly through Marybeth Tober. Around '86 or '87, I did some work with Tony Black to revitalize the Art Students' League and get SGA funding for a film series, which never happened. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings with that story about your mohawk; given the level of attentiveness of much of the reading of the blog these days, perhaps I need to point out that I was the butt of that story, not you. And Tony Coker, I vaguely recall having a beer at Gatsby's with you and Mr. and Mrs. Spangler around the spring of 2000. I believe the topic was the untimely passage of Chip Justice. The rest of you, to the best of my knowledge, I have never met, but I won't jump to any conclusions that you are "les noms de crayon" for, let's say, Bill Edwards.

P.S. I could also be Spam Ramsley, just getting in touch with his "feminine" side.