happy new year everyone

Rob Russell & the Sore Losers at Down Home on New Year's Eve; another JC story in the making.


And here is a pic of two classic American icons...

Let Me Know What You Think

If I have learned anything from TV in the last year, it's that drug users, even casual drug users, support terrorism. According to the commercials I see, this is because the drug trade is supporting terrorism financially. With this in mind, I must now assume that Rush Limbaugh is a supporter of Osama Bin Laden thru his abuse of Oxycontin. Perhaps that is why Bin Laden has not been caught... maybe the right wing regressives don't want him to spill the beans....so, why isn't Rush being interogated under the Patriot Act using aggresive techniques involving jumper cables, pliers and duct tape? For all we know, he could be the key to stopping the terrorist threat to America, he may be able to provide the missing link between Al Qaida and Iraq! Write your Congressman today!

Genius! Pure Genius!!!
Thank you he who is not Tony!

CHARACTERS TO CONFORM TO GUIDLEINES

(UPI) WASHINGTON. Famous Childrens progam characters names to be changed to promote Faith based, non-descriminatory Homeland Security No Child Left Behind Guidelines.





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merry xmaus!

Catching up with some non-dog haiku news.....

Last week Dean said that the capture of Saddam Hussien did not make America safer. Immediately right wingers declared him to be un-american just for these words. Later in the week, the State Department put Americans overseas on alert for terrorism. Today, the Department of Homeland Security raised Americas alert status here in the states... so, either the Bush admistration listens to Dean, or Tom Ridge and Colin Powell are un-american.....

Also, Quadafi states he is abandoning his Weapons of Mass Destruction program and is applauded by Bush,,, here's a thought George, "MAYBE HE IS LYING!!!"... All contributions to the Lockerbie Defense Fund should be sent to Ann Coulter....

Merry Christmas

Hello everyone--

I've been reading the blog all the way back to August and am still laughing. It's especially funny reading in reverse, present to past, in this Scroll format.

Here's my contribution to the haiku compilation---this one in honor of the season---- Merry Christmas everybody---


Dog piss in the snow
Family farts by the tree
It's Christmas again.

Has anyone seen Brook?

She also has dogs
She may want to convert this
to Dog Haiku page

my puppies grew annoyed with the snow, and are now back in Nashville, pooping the yard in 60 degree sunshine!

Kibbles and Bits, Puppy Chow
soft chewy morsels
none are as good as cat poop

fuck 12 inches of snow and 9 degrees

a crazed Welsh Corgi
since gone to ashes and dust
help help me Rhonda

fuckin' blizzards

The return of the son of dog haiku

Puppy dog eyes say
"By the way, did anyone
ever find Jeff Campbell?"

not exactly dog haiku, but I hate to break a good theme.....

It's never too late for Dog Haiku!!!!

The cat is not all
Bad-she fills the litter box
With Tootsie Rolls

am I too late fer dog haiku? hope not.

hind leg akimbo
neck bent rough tongue pink rocket
if you could you would

fuckin' earthquakes

this is straight from some dvd troubleshooting tips, the spelling is via the dutch guy who wrote the program, and i actually prefer it to real english:

incrase meomory
installer works only on
supported machines

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its not for dogs, its just random, and dutch...

I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be

I love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
This long-rotten squirrel.

More Dog Haiku

Oh, I smell bacon!
Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Oh,
gimme some bacon!

More Poetry

How about some Dog Haiku?

I sound the alarm!
Paperboy-come to kill us all
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

Ya know, the liberals have it all wrong! They keep saying that George Bush has not created any jobs,,, heck he has created over 3,000,000 jobs since taking office. It's just that none of them are in this country.